Hey Eric, I was down in Tampa Florida this last month. I here Tampa commemorates repelling a pirate invasion annually.
I actually remet a pirate from Puerto Rico when I was there. He sitting by the bay, in Tarpon Springs Florida.
He had a peg leg, hook on his right arm, and a patch over his left eye.
He must have been lonely for company cause when he saw me he waved me over, and we began to talk.
I asked him about his peg leg, his hook, and the eye patch.
"I was in the Mozambique Chanel, off of Madagascar, i fell overboard and a crocadile bit me leg. That's how I got me peg leg" "We was stormin a ship off of Aruba, I jumped on her deck and their dog of a captain cut my hand off before I cut off his head. That's how I got me hook" "and a seagull got me eye" He ate your eye? I asked. "No, he pooped in it" He pooped in your eye, and you lost your eye? I asked again. "Well,.. it was the first day I had me hook"
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Hey Eric, I was down in Tampa Florida this last month. I here Tampa commemorates repelling a pirate invasion annually.
I actually remet a pirate from Puerto Rico when I was there. He sitting by the bay, in Tarpon Springs Florida.
He had a peg leg, hook on his right arm, and a patch over his left eye.
He must have been lonely for company cause when he saw me he waved me over, and we began to talk.
I asked him about his peg leg, his hook, and the eye patch.
"I was in the Mozambique Chanel, off of Madagascar, i fell overboard and a crocadile bit me leg. That's how I got me peg leg"
"We was stormin a ship off of Aruba, I jumped on her deck and their dog of a captain cut my hand off before I cut off his head. That's how I got me hook"
"and a seagull got me eye"
He ate your eye? I asked.
"No, he pooped in it"
He pooped in your eye, and you lost your eye? I asked again.
"Well,.. it was the first day I had me hook"
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